Tick tick tickety tock!

That's the sound of a different clo~ck.

Tock tock tockety tick!

Citizens parole and get out qu~ick.

Bad citizens are bad.

First they don't let Mouse and friends take care of them.

The~n they get sick. Sick sick sick sick si~ck...!

Citizens know what comes next.

Or do they?

Listen up City

One hundred bottles of beer on the wall, one hundred bottles of beeeeeeeeeeeeeer, take one down and pass it around, ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall!

One hundred bottles, ha~ve so~me. Drink it all while the month ticks away. A curse? Ne~ve~r. A decree? A~bso~lu~tely!

SO BE GOOD THIS TIME!!!!!!!!

Cry. Cry cry cry. All they do is cry.

Fine. Sharing is caring, if good citizens want to be good samaritans and drink for their friends then fine.

If they have to drink the jailbait juice then fine.

Where did the fun go?

Warden Nominations!

Ma~ke the~m ♥

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Death the Kid (anti_symmetry)
Kurosaki Ichigo (strawberried)
Ishida Uryuu (anti_buttons)
Byakuran (killing_sweep)
Maito Gai (gohardwork)

( ooc )

PLACE YOUR BETS PLACE YOUR BETS!

Increase City funding! Winners are tax exempt!

For the month anyway and it's almo~st u~p ♥

Bentley Mark IV vs. Aston Martin DB5
Deathmobile vs. Batmobile
Doom Buggy vs. Dune Buggy
Drag-U-La vs. Black Beauty
Ford Thunderbird vs. The Mirthmobile
Herbie vs. General Lee
Hot Rod Lincoln vs. Mustang Sally
KITT vs. Eleanor
Lightning McQueen vs. Ecto-1
Little Deuce Coupe vs. Pink Cadillac
Mach 5 vs. The Shooting Star
Oscar Meyer Weinermobile vs. Red Bull Rocket
Pursuit Special vs. The Wraith
The Bluesmobile vs. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The DeLorean vs. Mini-Minor
The Mean Machine vs. The Compact Pussycat
The Melange vs. The X3
The Mystery Machine vs. The Clampettmobile
The Partridge Bus vs. Little Red Corvette
The Thunderhawk vs. Striped Tomato

Gambling is good.

[Accidental Voice Post deities don't have accidents. Fzzt crackle pop.]

--EEeeEeeEeeeEeeEEEeeEee!!!

[Metal clanging and steam bursting.]

MOUSE DOESN'T KNOW DEFEAT.

IT ISN'T FAIR.

Not enough lifeboats? Not enough lifeboats?? Not enough citizens!!

For ants who missed their o~ppo~rtu~ni~ty...



A present in Xanadu!

[ooc: Yes, the deities put a Titanic slide in part of Xanadu. Thank Pixy for the photo!]

Voice Post//Transcription to Text//Soundwave Invasion

Did our pretty City enjoy their wishes??

[Fzzz! Crackle.]

Eeeeee... this is Uncle Paulie's job.

Okay ants, citizens, people of the City! Listen up!

WARDEN NOMINATIONS ARE OPEN CLOSED

Nominate your fearless leader! Nominate your friend! Nominate your family!

It doesn't mean they'll wi~n the ele~ctio~n...!

[Crackle crackle hsssst.]

Fine Fine you can nominate yourself too if you think you're up to it ♥

Nominations are clo~sed...!

( The Nominees )

[ooc: Characters are to nominate other characters (or themselves) ICly please, and in Mouse's entry. Keep in mind that only characters approved prior to March 30 can actually run in the election. The election will take place as a poll post on April 4. For the sake of efficiency, please include the LJ username of the character being nominated, all inclusion of usernames is automatically considered an OOC reference of course. And have fun!

Nominations are closed guys. Last one was accepted at 12:44am EST!]

Hee hee hee....

Today is the best day ♥

I'm laaaaaaate I'm laaaaaaate!

Please don't take it out of Mouse's payche~ck...

Now citizens, toys ♥?

LISTEN UP CITY, MOUSEY MOUSE HAS A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE ♥

Wedding =/= Legal Marriage

Legal Marriage = So~cia~l Be~ne~fi~ts

If you want to receive benefits you MUST fill out Form BMOYL-69 which you can request at our fabulous Office Building! We know what you're thinking:

YES you can marry your One True Love
YES you can marry your Gender of Calling
YES you can marry between religions
YES you can marry between species
YES you can marry because she's pregnant
YES you can marry just for the money
YES you can marry more than one person

BENEFITS ARE AS FOLLOWS
5% off the fine for getting caught fornicating in a public space
5% off the fine for getting caught fornicating on public transportation
10% off the price of vasectomies at City General
10% off the price of tubal ligations at City General
FREE conjugal visits to a spouse in the prison
5% off safety and contraceptives during conjugal visits (mandatory)

Not to mention joint taxes on property and income and yadda yadda bo~ri~ng...!

TO THE POLYGAMOUS POLYAMOROUS THE GREEDY, NO YOU CANNOT COMBINE DISCOUNTS PER SPOUSE

AMENDMENT
DIVORCE BENEFITS: the freedom of being released from your marital chains
10% off usage of Xanadu to divide and conquer your affects (15% if bloodstains are minimal)

Case closed!

Thanks a lot, Chicken Hawk for blowing the lid on our operation. Inside trading tips, now.

[ooc: Yes it's for the lulz. Characters can godmod forms or flail about having to fill them out ♥]

AAAIIIIIEEEEE.

I didn't install this!!!!!!

Fire, brimstone, and warfare got you down? Have no fear, your resident deities are here! Money can't buy you love but it sure makes the wo~rld go rou~nd...!

Catch!

Initiating Plan 24BD05



Rodents to the rescue...!

Thanks for doing most of the di~rty wo~rk ♥

[ooc: Blob and its remnants shall be nibbled into oblivion and be gone from the streets of the City by midnight PST!]

ANNOUNCING THE PROM NIGHT THEME

Firefly

Expect glowy strung lights and a warm color palette of yellows and golds! The goodship Serenity will be providing a laser show and music as well!

Today: We are accepting nominations for City High Prom Queen and King. Please nominate three for each and voting will begin tomorrow! Have fu~n little stu~de~nts ♥

[ooc: Really! Nominate three characters for Queen and three characters for King, a poll will open sometime tonight for final voting.]

Took Uncle Paulie's advice:

- purchased new clothes
- straightened hair
- tanned!